Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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