Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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