My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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