oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Shame - the story of my life.
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