No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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