if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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