I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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