His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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