Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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