suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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