Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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