jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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