Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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