Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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