Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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