who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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