I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You work out of a Hotel?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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