it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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