the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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