Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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