Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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