if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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