Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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