You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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