We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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