Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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