turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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