yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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