I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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