I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
