come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?