The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public