I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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