Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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