This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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