the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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