are you so shy because you have an std?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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