My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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