let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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