Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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