you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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