Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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