So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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