That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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