In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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