Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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