she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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