My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
What a dumb baby whore.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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