she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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