Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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