dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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