don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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