I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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