the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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