glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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