i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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