That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?