there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.