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I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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