So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores