well most of my day revolves around power hour
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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